Doesnt your state have a law that says its not rape if shes family? Silly southerners...
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I read that law somewhere, not sure which country it is through
"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives."
That would be the bible. It also says that if you have sex with a woman, you must ask her father for her hand in marriage. If he says no, your off the hook. Such is Gods law on premarital sex.
Yes, I know the bible very well. Know thy enemy, after all.
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The part of the bible that talks bout killing gay people talks about killing MOST people. Translations matter, too. Example. In the English King James Bible (the one you read in english) they say suffer not a witch to live. Seems simple, yes? Buuuut in the original Hebrew they used a word meaning EVIL magic user. Specifically, a reference to the evil eye. King James, who had the book translated into English, changed it because he thought all magic was evil. Thats one word in the book that got changed, during one of the many many translations. And look what it caused. Ask yourself how many more their are, and how people can be so stupid to fight, hate, and kill over it.
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~The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
~A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
~There are more chickens than people in the world.
~Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
~The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
~On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over them Parliament building is an American flag.
~All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
~No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
~"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
~All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
~Almonds are a member of the peach family.
~Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
~Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
~There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
~Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"
~A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
~An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
~Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
~In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
~Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
~The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life".
~A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
~A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds
~A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
~It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
~The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
~In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
~The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
~Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister. (Presbyterian)
~The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
~There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
~The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
~The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
~A ****roach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
~A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
~Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honour of his brother.
~Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
~More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
~Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand
~Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
~Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
~If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
~Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
~Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
~The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
~The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start. TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
~The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. So is the sentence "Was it a rat I saw?"
~A snail can sleep for 3 years.
~American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
~The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (does that one really surprise any of us?)
~Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1000 and a size of 108.7 acres
~You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
~"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
~No president of the United States was an only child
The verse says to kill one who murders with magic. It is unimportant. The point is that any translation you have ever read is *mistranslated* to such a degree that people hate, war, and kill for things the original book never said. Or books, rather. Then there was the council that decided which books went into the bible, and which ones didnt. They chose not to add any that gave women freedoms, and kept ones that took them away.
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In my 24 years living in America, Ive only seen the currency in common circulation... Which means Ive seen less then a third of the US currency. I would assume that your Canadian currency also has bills and coins that are rare, as they have not been printed in decades.
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Thats not how currency works. Im sure the bills the fox speaks of still EXIST, but are rare and probably worth allot of money.
Fighting over something like this would be pretty lame. You two should kiss and make up. Then kiss some more and do other things. :p
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Thats something you should work on. With practice.
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The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs
The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out
When first born a shrimp is a male and gradually evolves to a female.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue
The bird that lays the largest egg in relation to its own size is the kiwi.
When a mouse is first born its skin is transperant and you can see milk flowing as it drinks.
A hippo can outrun a human.
A bumble bee can pull 300 times its weight.
Dogs are mentioned 14 times in the bible and cats are not metioned once.
By the time you say 3,000 puppies, 3,000 puppies are born in the US.
The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left handed.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, more than any other animal.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Cows milk gives 8 in 10 people coronary heart disease.
When pressured for grazing space, kangaroos have been known to kill competing sheep.
Cows sleep only 3 hours a day.
One third of all land spices are beetles.
Aardvarks are the only ant-eaters with teeth.
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
Cat night vision is 6 times better than human night vision.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its heads enables it to see all four feet at all times.
A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
Rats can't vomit - that's why rat poison works. Explanation - Rats can't vomit for several related reasons: (1) Rats have a powerful barrier between the stomach and the esophagus. They don't have the esophageal muscle strength to overcome and open this barrier by force, which is necessary for vomiting. (2) Vomiting requires that the two muscles of the diaphragm contract independently, but rats give no evidence of being able to dissociate the activity of these two muscles. (3) Rats don't have the complex neural connections within the brain stem and between brain stem and viscera that coordinate the many muscles involved in vomiting.
Jaws is the most common name for Goldfish in the U.K.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Slugs have 4 noses.
Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes.
A ****roach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, but dogs only have about ten.
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
Porcupines float in water.
The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'.
A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
A rhinoceros' horn is made of compacted hair.
A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length.
Crickets hear through their knees.
Crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.
Hummingbirds can't walk.
Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penises.
Only female mosquitoes bite.
Other than humans, black lemurs are the only primates that have blue eyes.
Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.
The largest eggs in the world are laid by a shark.
The pet ferret (Mustela putorias furo) was domesticated more than 500 years before the house cat.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Hippo milk is pink.
Vampire bats adopt orphans, and are one of the few mammals known to risk their own lives to share food with less fortunate roost-mates.
Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.
An alligator can go through 2,000 to 3,000 teeth in a lifetime.
Lobsters have blue blood.
The oldest known animal in the world was 'Ming' the 405 year old clam, discovered in 2007.
Sharks, like other fish, have their reproductive organs in their chests.
The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12
Rattlesnake mating sessions have been known to last more than 22 hours.
Yea I tried to get rid of all of them but the list was so long I must've forgotten one or two. I'm just finding random websites with weird facts'n stuff.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. Why does this law exist? Full text of the law. Incestuous marriages are legal. Full text of the law. It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. Full text of the law. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. Full text of the law. It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. Full text of the law. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. You must have windshield wipers on your car. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. Masks may not be worn in public. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. Full text of the law. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Full text of the law. City Laws in Alabama
Anniston You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. Auburn No person may spit on the floor of a church. Full text of the law. It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
So, how many dildos does everyone own? Anyone breaking the law in that department?
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Lol... Hun. Legal adult age is 19 in AL. I'm not sure what age you can purchase such things at.. But i'd asume it'd be revolving around the state's legal age.
You can always make a dildo out of clay, or something else earthen. Or, as in a Clockwork Orange, you could make a giant one out of plaster, and kill people with it. What ever works for you.
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.