I always geek at the whisper part x3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqm2e4LoBAI
Person: Hi. I'd like to Order Fries, a burger and a milkshake
Me: This is a Library
Person: *looks around and then whispers* I'd like Fries, a burger and a milkshake.
Me: *Thinks* Oh dear god...