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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
Forgive me if I may be so bold as to inquire, but would you care to tell us a bit about yourself? I promise you we only bite in a context conducive to biting. I dare say that such strong silence intrigues me.
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
I do believe the old David Copperfield aproach( I was born, I grew up) to be vastly more then is orthadox here. Why dont you start with telling us how you came to be here?
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
Oh? Would you mind if I asked who this friend is? I may well have shared words with this friend of yours.
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
Oh, yes. I have seen that one on, though I have yet to speak with him/her directly yet. This may be perhaps due to differences in our log in times, or differences in our interestes, I can't really say for sure.
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
Oh, so your a friend of Dark. *smiles* It's really nice to meet you.
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"It is something that grows over time. A true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time. The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go." - Sheik
*Pulls out a squirt gun full of cat urine and starts spraying the walrus*
Bad! Bad walrus!
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
*Faust turns into a large puddle of blood and sloths away, before reforming. He then adjusts his shades. Walking over, he unscrews the bottle on the squirt gun and pours the cat pee on the walruses head*
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
"Right. Well, if everyone is very well finished here." He pulls a Chuck Norris Treat (Like scuby snacks, only secretly laced with lsd) from his coat pocket and tosses one to the man with no chin, just another fist inside his beard.
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
-Chuck Norris has no need for treats, as Chuck Norris is self-photosynthetic from his awesomeness. So in retaliation, he simply round house kicks Maliance to the face. Game, set, match = win. Set, match, run = arson.-
The vampire turns to mist, and reforms atop a tree, behind LustGladiator. Licking her neck and running his claws down the other side of her neck, he jumps down and summons Kiki, goddess of cat pee, to smite the walrus/chuck norris with waves of damage inducing cat pee, doing 9999999999 points of stench/sleaz damage.
"I do believe that shower would be wise" He says, as he turns into a swarm of bats and flys into the sexy sexy moon lit night.
Did I mention how sexy he/I looked?
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
-Is Chuck Norris and thus, is immune to the attack. He simply gazes at the bats and points his index and thumb finger shouting, "Bang." watching them drop like the Soviet fighter planes he destroyed before.- ((:D ))
The bats earth meld into the ground and a sexy vampire pops up behind lust, running his left claws down the back of her neck, while runing his tongue up the right side of her neck, and then melding back into the earth.
(You can run, you can hide, but you cant out god mod the non mortal)
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
*Surprise rapes Lust while she is typing a reply.* ^^
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
Pops up behind her, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her close, one hand around her face, the other her leg.
"Well, I take that as an invitation."
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
Snifs you out by the smell of your blood and pounces you to the ground, licking your neck.
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
I do believe the old David Copperfield aproach( I was born, I grew up) to be vastly more then is orthadox here. Why dont you start with telling us how you came to be here?
Dude that was totally a Interview with a Vampire quite.
And no, I dont give up. So, do you like your rape totaly cloths off, or only partialy undressed? I, personaly, am partial to certain articles of clothing, and thus sometime cloths on is just way hotter.
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
Damn, someones hot and heavy tonight. And I adore Anne Rice's vampire chronicles so of course i could spot the quote. Tho I think that one was just from the movie
And I hate Louise, but that was one of his quotes that didn't suck.. So, we are even.
I am a Lestat fan. Louise is a pussy, and Lestat needed to whip him into shape... Or rape him. But noooooo!
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
I agree. Being Italian myself, I am rather partial to Armand, though Lestat and Armand both love and hate one another. Its a pride thing.
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Across vast oceans, her master will reach her, To teach her delights, no mortals possess. She will enter my world, and discover its splendor, Then completely surrender, to my tender caress.
Welcome, I see everyone here has already given you adeuqate responses to see hwo things work around here, from what I know of course, please, enjoy your stay :)
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